Baby Boomer Blues

Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging Baby Boomers.

They Include:

• Herman’s Hermits — Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker.
• Ringo Starr — I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
• The Bee Gees — How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
• Bobby Darin — Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash.
• Roberta Flack — The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
• Johnny Nash — I Can’t See Clearly Now.
• Paul Simon — Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.
• The Commodores — Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
• Procol Harem — A Whiter Shade of Hair.
• Leo Sayer — You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
• The Temptations — Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.
• Abba — Denture Queen.
• Tony Orlando — Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
• Helen Reddy — I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
• Leslie Gore — It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To.
• Willie Nelson — On the Commode Again